It was among the hottest summers in history and my AC system was malfunctioning. I’d just moved into a place with central air. So prior to that day, if I had any breakdowns, I’d just purchase a new, inexpensive window unit. Not the most economical method but it enabled me to keep leading an untroubled bachelor life. But things have changed. I now think of myself as somewhat of an adult, someone who dates yoga instructors and cleans dishes right after eating, as if I have some dignity. Trying to uphold this new persona I couldn’t allow my home to remain at such hot temperatures. I briefly thought about keeping my fridge door ajar so I could absorb the cold air as I watched watched a movie from my kitchen. But I shouldn’t be doing. This is what the old me would’ve done while eating Gogurts and wishing they made bigger Easy Mac packages. The new me phoned a HVAC place. With my most adult-sounding voice I requested their help. The repairman came over right away and had my air conditioner working even quicker. The guy informed me his company offered a lot of other services. They had electricians, plumbers, and furnace repairman ready 24 hours a day. What a great number to have for a real, actual adult. Drain Cleaner Eagle Mountain